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Ways to say someone's not too bright -
12-18-2007, 11:04 AM
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. A few cans short of a six-pack. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. All foam, no beer. As smart as bait. Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Not the sharpest knife in the drawe. A room temperature IQ. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't anywhere in sight. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. |
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12-18-2007, 11:45 AM
If i think someone isnt bright, i just say...
"You're An ERN!"  ^^OMG ALEX^^  
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12-18-2007, 11:45 AM
rofl now thats not nice is it shield boy
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12-18-2007, 12:05 PM
How about "You are not too bight."?
 
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12-18-2007, 12:36 PM
not the brightest crayon in the box
his elevator doesn't go to the top floor. "air head" blonde. "ding-bat" not the sharpest nail in the box "chicken head" "when they were giving out brains, he thought they said trains and took one"  Tav Archmage Eloquence Game Helper Game Master Black Guildmaster "Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy." |
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Re: Ways to say someone's not too bright -
12-19-2007, 05:37 AM
Quote:
Not the hardest dick in the sauna.
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12-19-2007, 06:06 AM
lol
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12-19-2007, 06:21 AM
his shoelaces skipped a few holes
snails move faster than he thinks. as smart as a box of rocks Tav Archmage Eloquence Game Helper Game Master Black Guildmaster "Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy." |
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12-19-2007, 06:31 PM
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