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1- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2- Movie nudity is virtually always female.

3- You know stuff about tanks.

4- A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

5- Monday Night Football.

6- You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives.

7- Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

8- You can open all your own jars.

9- Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.

10-Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.

11-When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
12-Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
13-All your orgasms are real.

14-A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.

15-Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.

16-You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

17-You understand why Stripes is funny.

18-You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.

19-Your last name stays put.

20-You can leave a hotel bed unmade.

21-When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.

22-You can kill your own food.

23-The garage is all yours.

24-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

25-You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.

26-Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

27-You never have to clean the toilet.

28-You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

29-Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

30-Wedding plans take care of themselves.

31-If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

32-Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.

33-The National College Cheerleading Championship

34-None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.

35-You don't have to shave below your neck.

36-You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite.

37-If you're 34 and single nobody notices.

38-You can write your name in the snow.

39-You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.

40-Everything on your face stays its original color.

41-Chocolate is just another snack.

42-You can be president.

43-You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

44-Flowers fix everything.

45-You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

46-You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

47-You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

48-Three pair of shoes are more than enough.

49-You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

50-You can say anything and not worry about what people think.

51-Foreplay is optional.

52-Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.

53-Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.

54-You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

55-You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.

56-You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

57-Car mechanics tell you the truth.

58-You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

59-You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me)

60-The world is your urinal.

61-You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.

62-You get to jump up and slap stuff.

63-Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

64-One mood, all the time.

65-You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

66-You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.

67-You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

68-You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.

69-Same work....more pay.

70-Gray hair and wrinkles add character.

71-You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.

72-Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

73-You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.

74-With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

75-You don't mooch off others' desserts.

76-If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

77-The remote is yours and yours alone.

78-People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

79-ESPN's sports center.

80-You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

81-Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.

82-You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

83-You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

84-You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

85-If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell you friends you've changed.

86-Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

87-You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"

88-If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.

89-Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.

90-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

91-You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.

92-You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

93-If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.

94-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

95-Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

96-You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.

97-Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

98-Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

99-Baywatch .

100-There is always a game on somewhere.

[Sardientje]

i like them!

[GetKrunky]

funny how you read though each one of them and thin, yup, this one applies to me

[Enter]

all ?

[Penelope]

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
a Lazy bytch!
:lol:
Loved your list btw- :lol:
Whats funny is the 'womans movement' made it so men dont have to be gentlemen anymore too. (well...thats if you want to be single for rest of your life! :P ) After you won her heart...then you can revert back to being a caveman lol
Gives us something to complain about to our girlfriends and your mother.

[tuutti]

hah, so funny .. but i like to be woman ;P

[Penelope]

we should make a 100 reason for women then..
:lol:

[Enter]

Originally Posted by Penelope

we should make a 100 reason for women then..
:lol:

pene , u make it than since ur women :lol:

PS : i seldom see u online now , been busy with housework ?

[Penelope]

Im not a GM on this server so you wouldnt see me ^.^ :P

The forum titles remained so sorry for the confusions but I couldnt stay away from forums anymore lol Nothing better than a good spamming of forums huh
Plus I had people asking for pics of my new fuzzlets, Im proud mummy to 2 little boy hooded ratties. <3
I might add a fact section on them in off topic later. A most misunderstood animal and and unfair reputation.
Ratties are just like a dog...only smaller ^.^.
Maybe I can convert a few of you to consider adopting your own fuzzlets lol :wink:

[Enter]

count me in ops:

[Mr`Notorious]

Lol i like that list ^^

[Dragonis]

I read it but i forgot if being able to pee standing up was on there.. lol

[boing]

u thought about all these? lol~!!!

[JewBaby]

yes i love these fucking things.. you should make a book and pictures of these 100 things.. im telling you, you'll get rich!!

[bluebbn]

lol very funny

[Machine]

Originally Posted by bluebbn

lol very funny

[kelv3n]

so true and yea...so Funny

[kikoo]

Stupid list !!

1- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
I hate the phone

2- Movie nudity is virtually always female.
so? not hard to see naked men online. And i have no problem with naked females either

3- You know stuff about tanks.
LOL.. so all you guys know stuff about tanks? BIG PLUS IN MY BOOK

4- A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
so um, you wear the same pants all 5 days or what?

5- Monday Night Football.
I watch it too. Is there some ban where I'm not supposed to?

6- You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives.
I don't want/have to monitor most of my friends' sex lives, either.

7- Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
Ok, first real plus I've seen so far :P

8- You can open all your own jars.
That's what a jar opener is for

9- Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
They do behind your back, just like females

10-Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
Yeah, I'll give you that, too. My hair is $90 compared to my male friend's $15 lol

11-When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
I don't know of anyone who does

12-Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
I would hope it wouldn't be for anyone :roll: great world we live in

13-All your orgasms are real.
If a woman has to fake its because the guy SUCKS

14-A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
Umm, yeah not invisible, because it's hard not to see one of those ugly things poking out

15-Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
wtf? They don't attack me, either.

16-You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
Yeah, purses can be kind of annoying.

17-You understand why Stripes is funny.
Who?

18-You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.
stupid lol, I'm perfectly capable of using the bathroom by myself.

19-Your last name stays put.
Because of the patriarchal society we live in. Congrats

20-You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
I think everyone does... that's what the hotel maids are paid for..

21-When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
Stupid sexist comment, not true for any woman I know

22-You can kill your own food.
Way to go?

23-The garage is all yours.
Garage = 2 cars = man + woman's.

24-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Yeah, sad isn't it?

25-You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
What?

26-Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
Is that what everyone secretly wonders about every woman?

27-You never have to clean the toilet.
I would hope that you do? Not all men live with a woman who will be your maid.

28-You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
Yet we have to try to look good for stupid guys like the one who made this list.

29-Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
Shallow. Stupid.

30-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
No, people have to plan, just not your lazyass.

31-If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
lol

32-Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
CONGRATS!

33-The National College Cheerleading Championship
I didn't know there was such a thing.

34-None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
Does every woman cry because of something a co-worker says? Come on..

35-You don't have to shave below your neck.
Hairy chests aren't attractive!

36-You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite.
Gross

37-If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
Your family probably makes comments behind your back.

38-You can write your name in the snow.
HUGE PLUS!

39-You can get into a nontrivial **** contest.
??

40-Everything on your face stays its original color.
Pardon? Are my ears turning purple without my knowledge?

41-Chocolate is just another snack.
Yes, it is..

42-You can be president.
So can Hilary. I hope not though.

43-You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
So can I ??

44-Flowers fix everything.
No, flowers wither and die. Try food.

45-You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
How nice of you.

46-You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
Really? You don't have anything better to do?

47-You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Not if you're fat plz

48-Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
Lots of guys love shoes. Metrosexuals

49-You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
....

50-You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
You should worry about what people think.. if you want friends :roll:

51-Foreplay is optional.
No it's not

52-Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
uh?

53-Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
CONGRATS!

54-You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
unless you're fat!

55-You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
lol

56-You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
meh

57-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Not always.

58-You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
Why not? It doesn't feel good if someone says you look good?

59-You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me)
lol

60-The world is your urinal.
gross.

61-You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
ok

62-You get to jump up and slap stuff.
What?

63-Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
ouch

64-One mood, all the time.
Really? Silly me thought everyone had moods!

65-You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
lol, yay for stereotypes. I like Angelina Jolie but I don't wanna be 90 lbs.

66-You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.
Ok I've done that.

67-You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
WOW!! Yet the bottle opener is still most effective.

68-You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
You also have a penis

69-Same work....more pay.
??

70-Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
lol, not always

71-You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
You should

72-Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

73-You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
I bet you do.

74-With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
Please don't.

75-You don't mooch off others' desserts.
It's fun to try different ones.

76-If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
meh

77-The remote is yours and yours alone.
No?

78-People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
men are pigs.

79-ESPN's sports center.
I like it too

80-You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
Most women do too

81-Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
Have you been to a bridal shower?

82-You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
So does most women i know

83-You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
Or maybe he does..

84-You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
It sounds better than "GOTTA TAKE A PISS"

85-If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell you friends you've changed.
lol

86-Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
Great. Something for you to look forward to.

87-You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
Not a good thing

88-If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
Why? That's weird lol

89-Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.
Huh?

90-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

91-You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
So you do it alone if your woman's not in the mood?

92-You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
I bet Mike Vick's your hero

93-If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
Yes, because that solves everything

94-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
I don't buy shoes that hurt my feet. That's stupid.

95-Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
Even boy on boy action?

96-You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
Yet it's still nice to

97-Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
why ... nvm

98-Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

99-Baywatch .
Crappy TV show.

100-There is always a game on somewhere.
Yes. I think this is true for both sexes.

[Bloodsho]

lol thats pretty much all true

[Seiferoth]

lol kikoo its just meant for shits and giggles. Half that stuff is stupid but its still funny to read.