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ill tell you how to spot a noob.




Dilussional thoughts

many noobs belive that they are the most talented and strongest soldier
in their team, often yelling at teammates, or even betraying them to show
their superiority.



Directionally impared


during combat, feet become detached from the brain causing the noob to run
into walls or off cliffs. they often run the wrong direction, directly at their opponent, or throw grenades at walls.



Dumbfounded expression

often is glassy eyed, lost while in middle of combat, tears and uncontrolled crying are not uncommon. may ask for free items, and scream obscenities and accusations at enemys instead of paying attention to whats going on around them.


Poor dexterity


although noobs carry weapons, they have little to no use of them since they show no ability to defend themselves when needed.



there you go. i think i summed up the most part.

[Dr. Pepper]

I liked your guide. I guess there are quite a few noobs at my school.