[Chaos]

My story is about a person that was once fairly active on this site. and no its not me so dont ask. we'll just say his name was i_Liberate.
Nothing in this story is based on actual facts only the presumptions i have made of this person. i cannot be held responsible if this story give you AIDS, Cancer, or any cases of flesh eating disease.





Massive Rolls in The Groin Area

So here this person was, for months on end training for the day that he would,
at last, unleash his fury of days and days of sitting as his desk training
his Runescape character. He shall let the world know that he serves a purpose
in the world of runescape and he shall be respected, in the pixelated world
of RunEscape. He trains and trains he accumalates masses amounts of gold and all
the young boys and teens are so jealous of him. No longer do they make fun of the
over-weight thirty-four old, because they hope that he will share his graphical riches
with them. He has long awaited the moment when he was not mocked by children and he
refuses to give them any gold whatsoever. So the children yell in unison,"Fuck you bitch",
and they kick him in the balls but fail because he has also accumulated massive rolls
in the groin area. But this man does not care. He has found his calling. And while the
children play outside mocking him, he sits at his desk and plays RunEscape.