[God]

This is too hilarious to just let die in our old host, which none of you have access too >_>. Anyway I found this, originally posted by "KING PROTOS" - On 4/7/08.

Any people/characters related to in this story, whether dead or alive is PURE COINCIDENCE. I completely made up all of these names on my own, and give no credit to ANYBODY for having these same names... NOBODY!

you star in a small town, with your own nerdmon: King Protos. you go hunting in the grass to find other Nerdmons to catch and train... after all, you gotta catch 'em all!




"dew-dew-dew-dew-dew"
a wild KR4ZY appears!
King Protos uses poke!
its a critical hit!
KR4ZY tries to run... but fails!
KP throws a pokeball... KR4ZY is cought!
*ding-ding-doo-ding-ding*

would you like to nickname KR4ZY?
[ ] yes
[X] No

KR4ZY's info was added to the nerddex!
"Kr4ZY: height: 5 foot somethin, weight: >200lbs, a fat-type pokemon"
*dew-dew-dew-dew-dew"
A wild God appears!
King Protos uses seduce...
the attack is ineffective
God uses peace... God willingly joins your party! (what a noob)

"dew-dew-dun-dun-dew"
A wild Nick appears! It appears to be a shiny!
King Protos uses growl!
the attack misses (wtf how do you miss with growl?)
Nick uses mod powers
its a critical hit!
King Protos throws a great ball
Nick kicks it away and stubs his toe
Nick throws millions of gold at King Protos beacuse he has so much of it!
its not very effective...
King Protos throws great ball
A wild Nick was cought!

would you like to nickname wild nick?

[x]Yes
[ ]no
what would you like to name the wild nick?
[[Vitalian]]
*ding*

Nick's data was added to the nerddex!
"Nick: probably short, weighs less then 85lbs, known to carry large amounts of money at all times"

You walk into town and buy some weed- I MEAN MEDICAL HERBS to heal your pokemon... yeah... medical herbs... thats it <.<

You find an old cave and decide to go into it! (to smoke your medical herbs)


*dew-dun-dern-dew-dew*
A wild crazed DEADLY SOLDIER attacks!
King Protos uses anti-nerd shield... its super effective!
DEADLY SOLDIER uses distraction! critical hit!

King protos, enough, come back!
King protos switches king protos with KR4ZY!

KR4ZY uses seduce! it works!
DEADLY SOLDIER becomes confused!
DEADLY SOLDIER uses keylogger.exe...
he hits himself in his confusion!
DEADLY SOLDIER becomes keylogged!
KR4ZY uses slim fast!
KR4ZY's speed increased!
DEADLY SOLDIER throws 25d4 at KR4ZY (for those of you that don't play D&D, 25d4 = very many pointed dice getting thrown at KR4ZY)
critical hit, it hit him in the eye!
KR4ZY is blind and kills himself!

King Protos: "God, I choose youuuuuuuuu! (crank that soulja boy)"
DEADLY SOLDIERS speed is decreased due to keylogger.exe
God uses Preach!
its not very effective
DEADLY SOLDIER uses logical thinking! critical hit!
God poofs into nothingness

King Protos: "King Protos, its all up to you now!"
King Protos plays King Protos

DEADLY SOLDIERS speed is decreased due to keylogger.exe
DEADLY SOLDIER throws 25d4!
its blocked by King Protos's anti-nerd shield. Huzah =D
DEADLY SOLDIER uses recruit members....
but the attack fails!
DEADLY SOLDIERS movement speed has been reduced by keylogger.exe...
King Protos attempts to strangle DEADLY SOLDIER with SNES cords!
but DEADLY SOLDIER has 1hp left!
DEADLY SOLDIERS speed is decreased due to keylogger.exe!
DEADLY SOLDIER is to slow to attack!
King Protos uses poke!
DEADLY SOLDIER has fainted!


Everyone's happy =D


PS: I have nothing against deadly soldier, or anyone else in this story, I was just bored out of my mind and so I typed this up.

Hope you enjoyed, I know it made me lol a few times...

For those non-rsm people:

KR4ZY = KR4ZY on here, Global Mod.
God = Me
Nick = Vitalian [Also on here, ex-admin]
Deadly Soldier = Tony
King Protos = Ex Super Mod

[Torque1992]

i like chicken............................

[DS]

that was gay....... i think you should have just let it die out on your old host.

[God]

It's an inside joke from the day before on SB.

[Torque1992]

i like chicken............................

[DS]

i don't understand you damn pokemon freaks... 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[Torque1992]

i like chicken.................

[Jacques]

Wow, this is alot of spam.
I remember this when it was made.
Funny shit.

[Torque1992]

i like chicken.................

[King Protos]

Good times.

I googled "King Protos" and this was like one of the first 4 <.<

[Vitalian]

Originally Posted by King Protos

Good times.

I googled "King Protos" and this was like one of the first 4 <.<

Hell yeah =D
Good times!