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Re: Official Joke thread. -
04-24-2009, 09:36 PM
Q: Whats wrong with 5 blacks driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?
A: The car holds 6.
Q: How do you get a black man out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: What do you call a black person on birth-control?
A: Crime prevention
Q: What do you call a black with a new bike?
A: A thief.
Q: What do you call a black with a new caddie?
A: A better thief.
Q: Why don't black kids jump on their beds?
A: Because they'll stick to the velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get them down once they're stuck?
A: Tell Mexican kids they're pinatas.
Q: Did you hear about Klu Klux Kneivel?
A: He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller.
black jokes... hahaa.
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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
Jew.
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