[One Crush]

Hey, non runescape guides?

No threads?

No posts?

Why don't we all kill ourselves? : D

You will need:

A sharp metal object, ie scissors or a knife.
A piece of paper and a pen.
No self confidence at all.
Lots of blood.

Step 1:

Tell your family if they're in the house to take a shower. On the way up, slip by the kitchen and stick a knife down your pants. [careful not to hurt your Thingy Mc. ThingThing!]

Step 2:

During that shower, play emo music and lean over against the wall.

Step 3:

If you haven't already, make some suicide notes for your family.

Step 4:

Cut your wrists or neck, whichever one is weaker, but if you want to kill yourself anyways, you're probably a weak scrawny little fuck.

Step 5:

Die.



Have fun everyone!

[hallydude]

Thanks, i'm sure i'll use this one day

*rolls eyes*

[Milot]

This guide made me lmao. The emo music part was funny

[hallydude]

same lol

[Milot]

This is why I love this forum. Oh and Hally I told a couple of buddies to start spamming Runescape. So members should be storming into Trik for about 1 month. After that 1 month you have to pay 3$

[One Crush]

How could this happen to me....

I made my mistakes...

roflcopters:]

[mercyless]

Originally Posted by One Crush

Hey, non runescape guides?
Cut your wrists or neck, whichever one is weaker, but if you want to kill yourself anyways, you're probably a weak scrawny little fuck.

Wow... lol'd hard :P

[SeeSaw]

Thanks! i used this guide. Helped me accomplish lots!

[Chaos]

so.... this is how it works

[Graham]

Thanks for the useless garbage!

[hallydude]

Can anyone verify?

[Relentless]

Originally Posted by hallydude

Can anyone verify?

lol'd.^


this guide was made for laughs.