[DDay]

OK, heres how to bring your teacher to a state of nausea. At lunch, buy a fudge brownie, or something sort of like it, that you can form into something. Pick out all nuts, sprinkles, etc. The next thing you do is roll it into the shape of a piece of shit, maybe leave a couple nuts in it. Take it to your next class, and maybe get a couple friends in on it. When you get to class, hide the brownie(crap) under a back desk out of sight, like no one will notice it. When the teacer starts class, raise your hand and say something along the lines of "Mr. Jones, whats that awful smell??" and heres where your friends come in. They say something like "yeah i smell it too." When the teacher is trying to catch a whiff of "the smell", say "oh my god, is that a piece of crap?" take a piece of paper back to the rolled up brownie, scoop it onto the paper, and act grossed out, then when everybody is loooking at you, take a dare from one of your friends to eat it, and do so slowly, maybe wince a little or if your really good do a fake gag noise, when you eat it, someone will be really really really nautious!!


Let me know what you think, or what happened when you did it!!
If it works, and you enjoy it. Please +Rep me.

[SuperNova]

teacher = owned..something pratical

Yep.....lol teacher = gone. ty

[deltatsunami_]

The only problem is that it will smell good. Also, chocolate has its own characteristics to make it gooey. I don't think many turds are gooey (esp. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldhVXEjNuxY"]Making of the Turd [/url]). You should first freeze it and then have someone fart on it. That should do the trick

[heatwave]

omg youre so gross
you think the teachers gonna stick their nose into the turd?
well anyway, what if the teacher faints?
that happened once here actually... pretty
scary with the ambulance and all... might wanna
make sure your teacher isn't too feeble of the heart or anything

[DDay]

The teachers not gonna faint. Its just a joke.

[monkeybeans]

that is just kinda gross but funny

[Zuloco]

whatd be far better would be if you hid actual shit behind a radiator and then also put some squishy poo shapedd chocolate in a bag when the smel gets bad on a cold day an wen the jheaters are on take the choc out wit a bit of paper an then take a bite

agreed.
i'd love to see that happen to one of the teachers...
too bad i'd get suspended if i tried that...

[Zuloco]

me 2 lol, mi skewl is soo strict, 1 kid gt suspended for askin a teaher if his mom had smally feet !!

[DDay]

Wtf? What a strict teacher!

[peepsters]

well i'm not in school any more but that would be freaking hilarious to see. i'd so help out on that lol.

[DDay]

Yea, none of us r in school. Im gonan do that when i get back in.

[peepsters]

well i meant that i graduated but ok lol :P

omfg we pulled that once only thing was we switched brownie for a real piece of crap and he actually ate it and swalloed then had to go to nurse poor thing we told him it was crap well not really but he didnt need to know that

[game boy exp]

why would you do that fucking crap

[DDay]

Cuz you're gay

[diabloking]

lol i want to try that on all my teachers!

[slayer303034]

im doing that. i hate my stupid den teacher...

[Line]

not bad lol