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a boy and his grandpa were sittin in the living room and his grandpa was smokein a cigar, the little boy asked his grandpacan i have some?" and the grandpa replied "can you dick touch your asshole?" and the little boy said "no." and the grandpa said "well then you can have any."

then next week the little boy saw his grandpa drinking a beer and said can i have some?" and the grandpa replied "can you dick touch your asshole?" and the little boy said "no." and the grandpa said "well then you can have any."

then the next week the grandpa saw the little boy eating a plate of cookies and said "can i have some?" and the litlte boy said "can your dick touch your asshole?" and the grandpa replied "yes" (thinking he would get some) and the little boy said "well then fuck yourself in the asshole cause im not giving you any cookies"

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Rofl, i laughed at this one a little.