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Genie Joke -
12-13-2007, 01:30 PM
I wrote this in it cause well i was bored :
One day when walking down the street a woman notices a man go past her with a box with holes in. she notices a beautiful song coming from the box and she has to enquire whats in the box. She walks up to the man and ask him. He says it?s a long story but here goes. Well one day I was clearing out my attic and tidy the house I find an old lamp. I start polishing it and a genie comes out. It says you have freed me and you may have 3 wishes. So the man asks the genie for a brand new sport car. He is instructed to close his eyes. He does and when he opens them the genie says look out side. He does and there?s a brand new Ferrari. So the man says thanks and I wish for ?1000 billion in my bank account as he says it a post man put a letter through his door. It?s a bank statement he looked and there?s over 1000 billion in his account. The woman says that?s amazing but I have no idea whats in the box still, so he opens it and there?s a tiny pianist in the box she says how the hell did you get that. He says well he must have misheard me. Why the hell would I wish for a 12inch pianist?
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