[Mr Svperstar]

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of
the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as
far away from humanity as possible.

Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet.

After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he’s finishing dinner one
day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big,
bearded man standing there. “Name’s Enoch… Your neighbor from four miles
over the ridge… Having a party Saturday… Thought you’d like to come.”

“Great,” says Sam, “after 6 months of this I’m ready to meet some local
folks. Thank you.”

As Enoch is leaving he stops, “Gotta warn you there’s gonna be some
drinking.” “Not a problem… After 25 years in the computer business, I
can drink with the best of ‘em.”

Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. “More ‘n’ likely gonna be some
fightin’ too.” Damn, Sam thinks… Tough crowd. “Well, I get along with
people. I’ll be there. Thanks again.”

Once again Enoch turns from the door. “I’ve seen some wild sex at these
parties, too.” “Now that’s not a problem,” says Sam, “Remember I’ve been
alone for 6 months! I’ll definitely be there… By the way, what should I
wear?”

Enoch stops in the door again and says, “Whatever you want, just gonna be
the two of us.”


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A couple walked into a tourist shop in Jamaica. The Jamaican said to them, I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. “Dey makes you wild at sex.”

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex God he was.

The husband asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?” The Jamaican replied, “Just try dem on, Mon.” So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican’s hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, “You got dem on the de wrong feet man! You got dem on de wrong feet!”