[Zuloco]

a man walked into a bar and said to the bartender, do you want to hear a blonde joke?

the bartender said "look over there, those 5 blonde , one is a champion wrestler, 1 is a world champion boxer, two do karate every day and the other can benchpress 300kg. do you still want to tell the joke?

the man said, "no i dont want to repeat it 5 times before they get it"

[DeathGamer]

lol im not a dumb blonde im blonde but i skipped 2 grades lol im one of the smart ones

[Zuloco]

lol kwl i didnt know there were smart blondes
nar onli jokin
zuloco

[Line]

rofl strange

Whoa lol..............

[heatwave]

coincidentally, ive never met
extremely smart blondes.
i've only met one blonde who liked
reading... she's sorta slow tho...

[runescapemaster112]

lol ive seen a few smart blondes but most are dumb

[Zuloco]

most londes i know arent dumb reali, it is just that they get a bad name cz of all the blonde celebs like paris hilton and britney who dye there hair blonde and act dumb lol

[coreyfromspace]

lol most blondes are dumb its wierd hahahaha

hmm... i agree with heatwave.
awkward joke, but still kinda funny.

[peepsters]

lol i'm brunet so i think its hilarious. nice jk's lol.

[DDay]

Lol. Ive never met a smart blonde...

[deltatsunami_]

blondes suck. Dark haired people rulez!

Lol so many people posted in this...

[Svperman]

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
"It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
An Italian suppository.

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
From eating with forks.

Why don't blondes double recipes?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
They can't remember the number.
OR: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A brunette with bad breath

What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations.

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air bubbles.

What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW?
Divorcee'

What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?

What do you call a zit on a blonde's bum?
A brain tumor.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!

How do blonde brain cells die?
Alone.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
She'd just dyed her hair.
OR: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.