[Eric E.]

Hey, It's Premier Grand Master Eric and here are some funny "yo mama" jokes. Hope you enjoy! Here it is:

Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.

Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Thats 10 funny "Yo mama" Jokes. Hope you enjoyed it.

Sincerely,
Premier Grand Master Eric

lol "Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway." thats sooooooo funny

[Eric E.]

Thank You, =)! I will continue to add more "Yo Mama" Jokes, =)!

ya lol there's some funny ones .. if we had a "rep system" id give u rep

[griffin]

lol funny jokes

[GhettoMauler]

Your mama is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

[James]

Yo Mama, so fat when she wears yellow people shout TAXI

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo' momma is so dumb, she could only be ur mom

[wordlife523]

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

[i h q]

Yo mama is so fat, when shes sunbathing at the beach, Green peace comes trying to push her back into the water.

[N0 range N0]

1. yo momma so fat, when she jumped up in the air she got stuck.
2. yo momma so fat,..........PERIOD
3. yo momma so poor when i steped into her house i fell out the window
4. yo momma so ugly, when halloween came she didn't need to dress up
5. yo momma so stupid, she thot a quarterback was a refund
6. yo momma so fat she gotta deepfry yo dads dick before she sucks it
7. yo momma so stupid, she bought an RV...retarted vehicle
8. yo momma so ugly, her birth certifcate was an appoligy letter
9. yo momma so stupid, she looked at a orange juice contaner and it said "consintrate" so she looked at it for 2 hrs.
10. yomomma so poor, she sold her car for gas money

hehe all i can think of

[Garrett]

The last one made me laugh lol. Goodjob.

[man in red]

Lol good jokes u made them or got them from somewhere else?