[Enter]

1.Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F U C K YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?� For the woman’s response, refer to #3.

[Dragonis]

lol that was pretty good. Except I use #8 all the time. and it means the same thing. If i whatever some dumb chick its a big giant fuck you

[Enter]

lolz.. ur not a girl are you :P

[Dragonis]

no im not :lol:

[Kuntau]

girl with d1ck

[Duality]

chix wif dix?

anyways, yeah, i've seen quite a few of these making their way across the internet...
funny, and yet, so very true.

[Enter]

Originally Posted by Duality

chix wif dix?

anyways, yeah, i've seen quite a few of these making their way across the internet...
funny, and yet, so very true.

lol remind me of an old guild called ChicsWifDi c k s , both in elvine and ares ..

[Penelope]

I could add a few more to that list...but then id have to kill you all. They are ment for female only knowledge, we girlies take a sacred vow of silence on those special ones :P
What I love is when girls ask another girl 'hows this look' or 'what you think of this' usually in reference to new clothes/shoes/hairstyle/whatever...
a girl asks a man same question and gets a 'its ok' its alright' 'its fine' 'itll do' or god forbid just a grunt.....or a combination of these.
The language barrier suddenly widens at this point!
WARNING!! At no point are any of these appropriate responces and most likely will result in #1-9 happening simultaneously in no particular order. Possably even with a delayed combustion time of up to weeks or months later!!
Appropriate reply (to avoid the 1-9) is 'love it' 'looks great' take the positive word level up a notch..you get the idea..
avoid using 'its slimming'- translates to im secretly thinking your fat! lol

Most importantly, dont try to understand us, just got to love us ^.^

[Kuntau]

wow... thats complicated penelope. I dont really understand u girls -.-

[Duality]

makes sense to me....

[Fuud]

very true

[Vahvel]

can i just make it like this? i love u, now i sayd what u want, now give me SEX! NOW! :badgrin: :evil: jk

[Dragonis]

Originally Posted by Penelope

I could add a few more to that list...but then id have to kill you all. They are ment for female only knowledge, we girlies take a sacred vow of silence on those special ones :P
What I love is when girls ask another girl 'hows this look' or 'what you think of this' usually in reference to new clothes/shoes/hairstyle/whatever...
a girl asks a man same question and gets a 'its ok' its alright' 'its fine' 'itll do' or god forbid just a grunt.....or a combination of these.
The language barrier suddenly widens at this point!
WARNING!! At no point are any of these appropriate responces and most likely will result in #1-9 happening simultaneously in no particular order. Possably even with a delayed combustion time of up to weeks or months later!!
Appropriate reply (to avoid the 1-9) is 'love it' 'looks great' take the positive word level up a notch..you get the idea..
avoid using 'its slimming'- translates to im secretly thinking your fat! lol

Most importantly, dont try to understand us, just got to love us ^.^

Rofl thank you penny for the insite to the mind of a woman... Oh I always get yelled at for saying nothing... I hate being a guy. One "Its ok", or "It looks fine", or "I dont care your the one whos going to wear it" = me dead and no sex for a month -_-

[Enter]

we cant really read girls mind ; really.

[Dragonis]

Originally Posted by Enter

we cant really read girls mind ; really.

no but we wish we could....sometimes....

[Enter]

yeah kinda hard ..

[xephonx]

Girl's mind are complicating. No one can actually read what they are thinking and what they are gonna do the next moment.

[Kuntau]

Originally Posted by xephonx

Girl's mind are complicating. No one can actually read what they are thinking and what they are gonna do the next moment.

Thats why I am anti-W at the moment lol. stay low with g**

[Atmosphere]

i dont think we want to read their minds even if we were able to o.O